My Apologies Y’all!

Torn between two women
Both are on my mind
It’s hard to choose just one
They both are, oh, so fine

One, she’s named Fiona
Her hair is red, her eyes blue sky
Her drapes so match the carpet
Her love I can’t deny

The other’s name is Constance
She’s a hazel-eyed brunette
Long legs, great ass
Lest anyone forget

The first, well she’s knock-kneed
I love to watch her gait
A graceful stride has she
It’s her most attractive trait

Constance, well, she’s bow-legged
A bandy sight I praise
Reminds me of a cowboy
by the name of Gabby Hayes

I’m torn twixt a bow-legged woman
And a woman who’s knock-kneed
Dear Lord, I pray you’ll help me,
Help me to decide
Which woman I like better
And which one I’d rather ride

Fiona squeezes tightly
With her gams on either side
Constance holds me loosely
With her legs so far and wide

Perhaps, I need to ask ’em both
Will both of yinz be mine
I’d have me one-straight-woman
With all their legs combined!

I’m torn ‘tween a bow-legged woman
And a woman who’s knock-kneed
Dear Lord, I pray you’ll help me,
Please help me to decide
Which woman I like better
And which one I’d rather ride

Yee-haw!

-J